The "Dad of all Oxymorons"

Russian state television Channel One reported on a new bomb test. According to Col.-Gen. Alexander Rukshin, a deputy chief of the Russian military's General Staff: "The tests have shown that the new air-delivered ordnance is comparable to a nuclear weapon in its efficiency and capability."

He then added that "unlike a nuclear weapon, the bomb doesn't hurt the environment."

Uh...yeah...